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September 21, 2004

Candidate criteria

In case you're a presidential candidate out there wondering how you can get my vote, voici my top ten list of presidential candidate criteria:

  1. Shall replace property with p2p participatory protocol while in office
  2. Practical, pragmatic, bottom-up, top-down, idealistic, visionary
  3. Discordian
  4. Transcends hierarchy
  5. Female
  6. Lazy, impatient, proudly presumptious
  7. Self-taught, really
  8. Deeply honest
  9. Allergic to prisons
  10. Unwilling to be elected president

Send me your handwritten resume and I'll let you know how you score.

Posted by Mark at September 21, 2004 09:25 PM