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September 09, 2005
Stinky
Joanne and I were at a demo of some new functionality in the server this afternoon. She noticed the room stank. I guess it's hard to get everything clean in there.
I told her that was nothing compared to the guys' shower. Even though I didn't wear my t-shirt every day I ran, it still smells like a wet dog. And I'm just one of many guys using those facilities.
Some guy wanted to use the gals' shower because it stank too much in the guys'. Joanne wouldn't let him in. She didn't want him slobbing up the place.
I was thinking about Dawkins's birds later on. If society were dominated by women, would the guys' shower smell better? Would I have to shave my legs, too, and get the little bit of fat by my belly button and on the top of my buttocks, fat that won't go away, liposuctioned? Matt suggested I have that fat liposuctioned off my midriff and injected into my lips to make them more generous and smoochy.
Posted by Mark at September 9, 2005 08:37 PM